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Name: L
Location: Edmond, Oklahoma, United States
Birthday: 11/7/1986
Gender: Male
Interests: Once again, I hate Xanga. I really wouldn't be here if I didn't believe it would actually be a lasting technological development. I don't like e-mail either; I like whittling, cigars and wool. That's right... wool. So you nylon lovers can go to hell.
Expertise: I'm very good at tricking people into thinking I'm angry. I'm also good at tricking people into thinking I'm actually Patrick Swayze... really, I do it all the time. Mostly because people don't remember who he is, I actually look nothing like him. Well I guess I'm just really tricky.
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Media
Message: message me
Member Since:
2/10/2005
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| Summer, Summer
It's Finally Summer
Highschool's Over
What A Bummer
But I 'Spose
Getting Old Hurts
So Let's Get Together
And Sport Our No-Shirts
And In The Evenings
When The Night Is Cool
Think Of Friends
You Had In School
Call 'Em Up
Get Some Limes
And Toast Your Bizeers
To The GOOD Times
P.S. There's your post, and it's the last one so you better enjoy it.
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| The No-Shirt
Oh how I love to sport the no-shirt
That simple act heals any hurt
Young and free I feel so bold
Unless I get so very cold
The breeze on my skin feels so great
To sport the no-shirt is my fate
Even when the haters say
"What the f$#%? Are you gay?
But please don't worry, it's okay
'Cause I'm gonna sport it anyway
And on the beach, I'll peacefully doze
In South Padre, where I'll sport the no-clothes
This poem is dedicated to the wonderful Edmond North Class of '05
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| Well, spring break is getting really close, 2 weeks, and I just now made plans, but I'm pretty damn excited. I'm going down to South Padre Island with Colby and Daniel.
That's right bitches! I'm gonna be there with
the Ying Yang twins, Petey Pablo and "Wild on E!" Hahahahaha!
And rumor has it that there will be...
Eugene Chase?! What a party animal! Just kidding, but the word on the street is that there will be...
a pot smoking monkey!!! And...
Dirty Sanchez himself!!! but finally the one and only...
SLOTH!!!
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| Well here I am posting again. Mostly because I only have 12 days left with xanga premium so I'm trying to live it up. Here's a picture of a soccer player getting a horrific nutshot...
Next, I'd like to make a tribute to Jay...
Don't forget Jager is made with deer blood.
Furthermore I will show you a picture of the biggest female sex symbol of the 20th century...
Madonna... in her forties... past her prime and kind of strange these days...
Now for the ladies, the biggest male sex symbol of the 20th century...
Just kidding... he probably looks alot more like this...
I guess I better quit before I get out of control.
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| So I'm sitting here listening to old Michael Jackson hits and I started to wonder... what the hell happened?! So I did some research and this is what I found...
He started out a pretty okay child celebrity...
... and he made some hits, so naturally the next career step was massive plastic surgery...
... so everything is pretty normal until he decides to get a couple dozen more surgeries...
... and THEN gets arrested for molesting children... what the f@#$?!
If anyone can shed some light on the issue please do.
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